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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 59: Bruce Jenner Cover Photo and Kevin Love’s Lies

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I talk about the Bruce Jenner Vanity Fair Cover and Kevin Love Lying.

I alos explain why it’s a short podcast. *Spoiler Alert* I’m tired

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 47: Madonna Falls, Llamas on the loose, and What Color is the Dress

I open the podcast talking about Madonna Falling off stage (I actually open the show talking about someone owing me some money. I need my money). A while ago I talked about Busta Rhymes being too old to be hip-hopping, when he face planted into the second row of the crowd at a concert. Now we can add Madonna to the list of artist too old to be hip-hopping. After she fell on stage while wearing a cape. That’s right Madonna was wearing a cape.

I also talk about “What Color is the Dress” and those llamas that gripped the nation.

I close the show talking James Harden kicking LeBron James in the groin. He should have been thrown out of the game.

 

Enjoy the podcast and please Subscribe on iTunes.

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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The post Kortney’s Last Show, EP 47: Madonna Falls, Llamas on the loose, and What Color is the Dress appeared first on Comedic Prose.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 29: NYC street Harassment video, Chris Rock Saturday Night Live, and LeBron James Nike hysteria

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It’s The Last Show Podcast: Episode 29. I talk about the LeBron James debut for the Cleveland Cavaliers, and the hysteria Nike has started. I talk about the viral street harassment video, and I talk about how Chris Rock detonated a lack of tolerance bomb while hosting Saturday Night Live.
So this week a video came out about street harassment. It’s a very interesting and even startling video.

    A woman named, Shoshana B. Roberts says she is harassed on a daily basis, and she decided to do a PSA video about it. In the video you can see people catcalling and being flat out inappropriate. At one point in the video a guy follows her shoulder to shoulder for five minutes. It seems like a scary situation that no normal human being would envy, but I do have some questions.

     Also this weekend Chris Rock hosted Saturday Night Live.Read More

Last Show, EP 17: LeBron James free agency; Cleveland Cavaliers and Miami Heat

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The LeBron James to Cleveland movement is in full effect, and I can’t believe it.

Why would LeBron want to leave Miami? Why does he love Akron so much?

Is Dan Gilbert going to apologize for that letter that he wrote?

What the hell is going on with LeBron James and his free agency?

The Cavaliers do have one thing the Heat can’t offer LeBron…you have to listen to the show for the answers

 

Kortney Shane Williams

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Kanye West, a Bound 2 disaster…“That was Kim Kardashian?”

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If you haven’t seen Kanye West’s new video Bound 2, you haven’t missed anything. You can easily find the video on the internet. But you can also keep downloading music through Limewire (the latter is more likely to lead to less viruses).

Or if you’re so inclined, you can click on the embedded video below.

 

I would like to say the Kanye West Bound 2 video was awful, but I can’t build up that kind of passion. I just don’t care. It was a lame video, that I watched one time, and never plan on seeing again. After the video was over I had the same feeling I had after watching This is 40, “Oh yeah…that was whatever, now delete that off my hard drive.”

I guess Kim Kardashian was the woman in the video. Who knew? Apparently the answer to that question is everyone but me. I didn’t know it was her until my wife said, “Kimye was in that video.” Of course I followed up confusingly ask, “What the hell is Kimye.” And then she proceeded to remind me why I don’t pay attention to celebrity’s personal lives.… Read More

Kanye West Yeezus Concert Experience…”A Jesus was There!”

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I went to see Kanye West, in Seattle, at his first stop on the Yeezus tour.

Note self: Don’t ever, ever ever ever ever, be the first stop on a tour again.

 

My Yeezus experience started off late. And by late I mean, the show was supposed to start at 8 o’ clock and the doors didn’t open until 8:30. Kendrick Lamar hit the stage at 10 0′ clock, and Kanye came out at 11:30. The show finally ended at 1:30 am, with me tired and confused. I actually wanted to write about this concert the day after the show, but I couldn’t stay awake. The only way I would have been able to write that night, is if that guy from A Clockwork Orange came to my house, and put clothes pins on my eye lids.

 

The whole Yeezus experience was confusing, creative, and entertaining. It was basically the personification of what Kanye West is.… Read More

Kanye West Yeezus Concert Experience…”A Jesus was There!”

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I went to see Kanye West, in Seattle, at his first stop on the Yeezus tour.

Note self: Don’t ever, ever ever ever ever, be the first stop on a tour again.

 

My Yeezus experience started off late. And by late I mean, the show was supposed to start at 8 o’ clock and the doors didn’t open until 8:30. Kendrick Lamar hit the stage at 10 0′ clock, and Kanye came out at 11:30. The show finally ended at 1:30 am, with me tired and confused. I actually wanted to write about this concert the day after the show, but I couldn’t stay awake. The only way I would have been able to write that night, is if that guy from A Clockwork Orange came to my house, and put clothes pins on my eye lids.

 

The whole Yeezus experience was confusing, creative, and entertaining. It was basically the personification of what Kanye West is.… Read More

Jersey Shore Go Away, and Don’t Come Another Day

For some reason I got suck watching the Jersey Shore a couple days ago. Now I’m not quite sure how it happened. Maybe it was fate? Kind of like a final destination situation. Where even when you try and get away. Eventually your television just gets suck on MTV at 10 o’ clock. That could be what happened. Then again I could programmed it in my TIVO a month ago, just so I could play it back after I watched it live. However it may have happened, I got locked into the first 15 minutes of the season premiere of the Jersey Shore.

The Jersey Shore is over, done, finito. We minus well zip up this body bag full of suntan lotion, and put it on the curb. All the story lines have been exhausted. Sure you can throw in a Snookie pregnancy and the idea that The Situation will stop drinking to distract us, but at the end of the day the show is still the same.… Read More

Steven Tyler Promoting Burger King, “I may Never Eat Fast Food Again!”

How disturbing is that new Burger King commercial with Steven Tyler (what a terrible introduction I just wrote. I sound like some critic from on high looking down through a monocle while wearing Larry King suspenders)? I may never eat fast food again.

At first I didn’t know it was him. I thought it was some kind of superimposed picture of Michael Jackson #TheKingIsBack. I thought the people responsible for that Tupac Coachella hologram went in business with Burger King, and decided to make us piss our pants. Once I figured that it was Steven Tyler I was even more freaked out, because he looked so dead (I found that ironic because if you eat enough Burger King eventually you will look like Steven Tyler. “That’s right! If you eat enough Whopper jr’s, you too can look like an 80-year-old woman with small tits.”). Why you would want someone who looks like that to promote your food is beyond me.… Read More

Snooki’s pregnant?!@#% Hopefully this is the End of the Jersey Shore

This season of the Jersey Shore sucks (whew now that I got that out of my system)!

I told myself that I was done with the Jersey Shore after this season. I kept that proclamation to myself. However the latex gods that be, must have been of the same opinion. The gods of latex have powers far greater than mine. I can only wish failure and hate from afar. The latex gods have the ability to alter your life with a slight manufacture defect. And they came through in a big way by dropping an 18 year liability in Snooki‘s pouch (Maury Povich style).

Now that Snooki is pregnant that probably spells the end of the Jersey Shore, and that’s a great thing. When this show started it was all about drinking and getting it in. Now it’s about middle age people sharing a frat house that the size of a tuna fish can.… Read More

Paula Abdul Gets the X Factor, Hopefully She Starts Robbing Drug Dealers

When I found out that Paula Abdul got fired from some show called The X Factor I was almost brought to tears. I was stunned. It completely caught me off guard. Really? Paula got fired, straight up? What happened? Was she smoking crack again (I don’t know if she smoked crack the first time but it’s funny and I have no problem assassinating someone’s character in the name of comedy. Especially when I’ll never have to stand behind them)? Maybe she boned one of the contestants again (American Idol style).

Now I’m not sure what the X-Factor is exactly because I have video games to play during primetime. It may be terrible, and Paula leaving may be a sign of the end. I think it’s some type of singing game show that wishes it were American Idol. And if you want to have a singing show be successful. You need a bat crazy pill popper who’s prone to slur their words and occasionally take a nap while working.… Read More

Jersey Shore Diaries: S05 E01 & 02, Vinny’s Anxiety and A Bosnian Girl that Wouldn’t Leave the House

A few days ago I made the point to take time out and catch up on the Jersey Shore. Unfortunately it slipped my mind and the second episode was removed from online streaming. Now I have to admit I was sadden, however it didn’t last long. Because the Jersey Shore Comes on MTV aka the network that plays programing to the point you want to stab yourself to neck. So cranked up the television (floor model T.V. style), ratcheted over to MTV, and low and behold, a Jersey Shore marathon. I made it just in time to watch the last season of the Jersey Shore, and the newest episodes. And I’m glad I did.

After trying everything I could to stay awake during the first episode. It was great to not have to use smelling salts to stay remain conscious during the last two episodes. Those episodes were jam-packed with body fluids and confusion, which is the way I like the Shore.… Read More

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