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Who are Josh Gordon’s friends?

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So Josh Gordon of the Cleveland Browns has tested positive for marijuana. Consequently he could be facing a season long suspension.

Now he has appealed the decision on the ground that he was not actually smoking. Rather he was in a hot boxing situation and his positive test was caused by second hand smoke. It makes me wonder, “Who the hell are his friends?” Can’t you let ya boy get a hit? What happened to puff puff give? If Smokey was in the room. He would have said, “Hey man! You’re messing up the rotation!”

People try to argue that marijuana isn’t addictive, but if you’re smoking enough weed to have someone else fail a drug test. You probably need to dial it back. I not saying you should quit, because I’m sure you have a glaucoma condition. However, just lay off a bit…for the kids (it’s always about the kids).… Read More

Who are Josh Gordon’s friends?

Josh

So Josh Gordon of the Cleveland Browns has tested positive for marijuana. Consequently he could be facing a season long suspension.

Now he has appealed the decision on the ground that he was not actually smoking. Rather he was in a hot boxing situation and his positive test was caused by second hand smoke. It makes me wonder, “Who the hell are his friends?” Can’t you let ya boy get a hit? What happened to puff puff give? If Smokey was in the room. He would have said, “Hey man! You’re messing up the rotation!”

People try to argue that marijuana isn’t addictive, but if you’re smoking enough weed to have someone else fail a drug test. You probably need to dial it back. I not saying you should quit, because I’m sure you have a glaucoma condition. However, just lay off a bit…for the kids (it’s always about the kids).… Read More

Steve Ballmer and Donald Sterling talked about…

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So the former racist owner of the Los Angeles Clippers (Donald Sterling), and the maybe/kinda sorta/soon to be owner of the Clippers (Steve Ballmer) had a “friendly conversation.”

What the hell could they have possibly talked about friendly? One guy is trying to take the other guys stuff. And the guy who’s getting his stuff taken is crazy and racist. How on earth did they have a friendly conversation? What scenario did that have to be in for both guys to be at ease? I assume there was some give and take. Maybe they watched Django Unchained1 on the new Microsoft tablet. As Ballmer show Steriling how he was going to take his team.

I don’t know what they talked about, but Steve better watch his back. When you dance2 with Donald Sterling it doesn’t end well. He’s sued his wife who married him, the NBA who made him money, and he use to sleep with a woman who wears a bee keeper’s hat.… Read More

Last Show, EP 19: LeBron James returns to Cleveland rant

Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald and The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. Does Miami centric rants whenever something great happens for Miami sports.

With LeBron James returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers. I though it was only right that I do a rant for the city of Cleveland. Especially since the Cleveland rants that I’ve heard, aren’t that good.

So this my homage to the Le Batard Show, and my best attempt at a rant.

 

Kortney Shane Williams

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Complicated relationship between LeBron James and Cleveland fans

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As a fan you felt like he not only represented your team, but he represented you.

Now that LeBron James has returned to the Cleveland Cavaliers. People have asked me how I feel about his return. My answer has always been the same when asked, “Conflicted.”

I can’t speak for all Cleveland fans, but I think I’m correct in saying, that LeBron coming back hasn’t really sunk. Partly because the city is still drunk as a rat from all the celebration, and partially because it’s so unbelievable.

It’s hard for Cleveland to grasp the idea that one of the greatest athletes ever chose them, while in their prime. No one chooses Cleveland. Hell originally LeBron didn’t choose Cleveland.

I don’t believe it will become real until the first home game when LeBron throws the chalk up…and he better throw that chalk up. I don’t want to hear, “Oh this is the new LeBron.… Read More

Last Show, EP 18: LeBron Back to Cleveland, a More Interesting Eastern Conference

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LeBron James is back in Cleveland. So the whole LeBron watch is over. I glad it’s come to an end, but at the sane time the Twitter experience was great. I’ll miss searching Twitter for clues. Trying to figure out if Dan Gilbert was on a plane or what the color pallet was going to be for LeBron website.
I guess it’s time to turn the page and see the effects of decision 2.0. There are a new set of questions surrounding the Eastern Conference. What will happen to the Miami Heat? How much will the Cavaliers improve? Where will Kevin Love go? Who’s going to make the playoffs?
Instead if writing about those things I did a podcast (these fingers don’t type Kornheiser style). Kyle is riding shotgun on the podcast.
Please enjoy and subscribe on iTunes.

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“Please LeBron James we have to get some sleep”

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I think I speak for everyone when I say, “LeBron just make a decision. I don’t care where you play just announce something. Say Cleveland, say Miami, say you’re going to take the year off and play baseball. Maybe you end up liking Brazil when you go there for the World Cup. I’m sure that have a Rucker Park league there. Perhaps you can move the family there and play pickup games for the next 3 years. Just announce something. Please! This Decision 2 is starting to affect my life. I haven’t slept in 3 days, because I feel like I’m going to miss something on Twitter. I’ve refreshed my phone so much that my thumbs are hurting. I’m the sole reason that your website keeps crashing, because I’ve pulled it up on all 10 of the devices in my house. I feel like Tom Hanks in Cast Away. I haven’t showered in 2 days, I’ve shut off all connection from my family, and I’m curled up fetal talking to a FedEx package.… Read More

Last Show, EP 17: LeBron James free agency; Cleveland Cavaliers and Miami Heat

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The LeBron James to Cleveland movement is in full effect, and I can’t believe it.

Why would LeBron want to leave Miami? Why does he love Akron so much?

Is Dan Gilbert going to apologize for that letter that he wrote?

What the hell is going on with LeBron James and his free agency?

The Cavaliers do have one thing the Heat can’t offer LeBron…you have to listen to the show for the answers

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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