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The 2014 L.A. Lakers new chant, “Moneyball, Moneyball, Moneyball”

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There’s one word we can’t stop hearing about.  Whether it’s Brad “Billy Bean” Pitt with that guy from “Superbad” on the big screen, or the real-life roster of The St. Louis Cardinals. Moneyball. Everyone’s trying to buy statistics, not stars.  And as a long-time L.A. Lakers fan, I’m excited, that my team is forced to buy into the same philosophy.
Last night, as I was already reeling from watching the Miami Heat look just as dominant as they did in the last six minutes of Game 6 of The 2013 NBA Finals. I decided (against my better judgment) to watch the late game, where my Lakers would take on The L.A. Clippers.  I was already prepared for the inevitable beat-down.  I was already braced for a Rondo-infused CP3 throwing alley-oops to a much improved Deandre Jordan, and a greatly marketed Blake Griffin.  I was ready to watch Nate Collison run defensive circles around Steve Nash as he did in last year’s opener for the Dallas Mavericks.  I was prepared to see a Laker team, so desperate, so devoid of talent, that Kobe would literally inject himself with HGH while sitting behind the bench, tear off his suit, and hobble on the court like Willis Reed, play 48 minutes and overtime, and then sprain an MCL .… Read More

The 2014 L.A. Lakers new chant, “Moneyball, Moneyball, Moneyball”

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There’s one word we can’t stop hearing about.  Whether it’s Brad “Billy Bean” Pitt with that guy from “Superbad” on the big screen, or the real-life roster of The St. Louis Cardinals. Moneyball. Everyone’s trying to buy statistics, not stars.  And as a long-time L.A. Lakers fan, I’m excited, that my team is forced to buy into the same philosophy.
Last night, as I was already reeling from watching the Miami Heat look just as dominant as they did in the last six minutes of Game 6 of The 2013 NBA Finals. I decided (against my better judgment) to watch the late game, where my Lakers would take on The L.A. Clippers.  I was already prepared for the inevitable beat-down.  I was already braced for a Rondo-infused CP3 throwing alley-oops to a much improved Deandre Jordan, and a greatly marketed Blake Griffin.  I was ready to watch Nate Collison run defensive circles around Steve Nash as he did in last year’s opener for the Dallas Mavericks.  I was prepared to see a Laker team, so desperate, so devoid of talent, that Kobe would literally inject himself with HGH while sitting behind the bench, tear off his suit, and hobble on the court like Willis Reed, play 48 minutes and overtime, and then sprain an MCL .… Read More

Kyrie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers, and another episode of Uncle Drew

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Kryie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers, is back with another episode of Uncle Drew. Now I don’t know if the title of this series is actually called “Uncle Drew”, but that’s what I call it. I think it’s called Pepsi Max…Max series of Max…or some confusing combination of those words. It really doesn’t matter what combination of words Pepsi chose to get their brand name in the title of this series, because it’s not about Pepsi. It’s about BUCKETS!

 

Before you see the name if the characters at the end of the video, guess who they are. Personally I thought the characters where Kyrie Irving, Ty Lawson, and Candace Parker. Also feel free to post a comment on my post with who you think the characters in makeup are. Prior to them reveling it to you at the end.

Now enjoy yourself!

 

 

So its official, Kyrie Irving is the Eddie Murphy of the NBA.… Read More

Kyrie Irving takes the Philadelphia 76ers ice skating (Uncle Drew style)

You may be asking yourself, “How does Kyrie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers celebrate being name the 8th best player in the NBA, by ESPN?” Well, he take people ice skating.

 

It can be debated, whether Kyrie Irving is or isn’t the 8th best player in the NBA. What can’t be debated is his sick handle, and the that he will take a lot of people on free ice skating trips this year.

(Uncle Drew style)

 

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Kanye West Yeezus Concert Experience…”A Jesus was There!”

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I went to see Kanye West, in Seattle, at his first stop on the Yeezus tour.

Note self: Don’t ever, ever ever ever ever, be the first stop on a tour again.

 

My Yeezus experience started off late. And by late I mean, the show was supposed to start at 8 o’ clock and the doors didn’t open until 8:30. Kendrick Lamar hit the stage at 10 0′ clock, and Kanye came out at 11:30. The show finally ended at 1:30 am, with me tired and confused. I actually wanted to write about this concert the day after the show, but I couldn’t stay awake. The only way I would have been able to write that night, is if that guy from A Clockwork Orange came to my house, and put clothes pins on my eye lids.

 

The whole Yeezus experience was confusing, creative, and entertaining. It was basically the personification of what Kanye West is.… Read More

Kanye West Yeezus Concert Experience…”A Jesus was There!”

kanye

I went to see Kanye West, in Seattle, at his first stop on the Yeezus tour.

Note self: Don’t ever, ever ever ever ever, be the first stop on a tour again.

 

My Yeezus experience started off late. And by late I mean, the show was supposed to start at 8 o’ clock and the doors didn’t open until 8:30. Kendrick Lamar hit the stage at 10 0′ clock, and Kanye came out at 11:30. The show finally ended at 1:30 am, with me tired and confused. I actually wanted to write about this concert the day after the show, but I couldn’t stay awake. The only way I would have been able to write that night, is if that guy from A Clockwork Orange came to my house, and put clothes pins on my eye lids.

 

The whole Yeezus experience was confusing, creative, and entertaining. It was basically the personification of what Kanye West is.… Read More

Kortney Williams Presents The Comedy Show: 2…will you be there Nov. 17th?

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The Comedy Show went down again last night for the second time. I guess you can call it The Comedy Show: 2 (I think I’m going to count down ever show like a UFC event). Featured on the show was Mitch Burrow, Jameson Milton, and Geoff Brousseau. Everyone on the show did well and I didn’t hear a negative word from anyone at the show.

Please note: I told people that if they wanted to complain, message me directly through Facebook. I said that because I don’t read my Facebook messages. So someone could have been really pissed, and I just ignored them.

The show turnout was fantastic.  Thanks to everyone who came out and gave of their time and money. Also the turnout hit my personal threshold for doing another show. So I am happy to announce that there will be another show November the 17th at 8:30 at The Comedy Underground.Read More

A weekend opening for Dave Chappelle

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I got the crazy opportunity to open up for Dave Chappelle for a weekend. I will spare you the details on how it came together. I sure you want to know, but, it’s none of your business. Plus if I tell all 200 of the people that read my website1, one of those people may know somebody, that knows somebody that does comedy, and maybe they’ll be the person that responds to a craigslist post.

It was a great weekend.

I got to meet Chappelle and perform on sold out shows at The Moore Theater all weekend. On a side note. I can’t wait until 20 years from now when someone ask me, what my biggest turnout was. And I can honestly lie and say I sold out the Moore Theater 3 nights in a row.

I would like to say the whole thing was surreal and I was nervous, but that would be a fairytale, and there are no fairytales in Shawshank.… Read More

The Comedy Show: You must be at the next show!

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The first of – what I hope will be – a monthly comedy series, appropriately titled The Comedy Show. Went down last Sunday, at The Comedy Underground. I want to thank everyone that came out. Especially since the weather conditions stunk. I thought I saw the devil dumping buckets of water right in front of the comedy club. On the bright side, it cut down of the number of junkies that scare people on the way in.

All the comics on the show made me look good. I got nothing but positive comments from the audience. People actually thanked me, for their performances. So thank you Jamal Harrington, Yogi Paliwal, and Brett Hamil for increasing my street cred.

So about now you’re probably asking yourself, “How can I get in on this funny.” Well…you can get in!

October 20th, 8:30 pm at the Comedy Underground

Tickets are: $10 in advance $12 at the door

 

The Comedy Underground

109 S.… Read More

  • See Me Live, (Stand-Up Style) Comedy Showcase

    The first Sunday of every month Kortney hosts and produces a stand-up comedy show at Naked City Brewery & Taphouse in Seattle entitled, (Stand-Up style) Comedy Showcase Naked City Brewery You can buy tickets now on Brown Paper Tickets…more

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