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Sunday Oct. 26th, Taphouse Sessions host Halloween, at Naked City Brewery

Posted on | September 27, 2014 | No Comments


There is only one way to celebrate Halloween this year in Seattle.

That’s with The Taphouse Sessions (Comedy Showcase) Sunday October 26that 7pm.

For the last 6 months the show has been hosted at Naked City Brewery. Originally Naked City took it on under a trial bases. However, after much success and fan fair it has been taken on as a permanent show. Now is your chance to see what the buzz is all about.


Naked City BreweryTaphouseSeptShow

8564 Greenwood Ave N

Seattle, WA 98103

Tickets: $7 in advance $10 at the door

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Facebook Event Page: Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase on Facebook

The Taphouse Sessions is Seattle’s premiere standup showcase, bringing a rotating selection of audaciously talented performers to the keg-lined stage at Naked City Brewery. Anchored by veteran mainstays Kortney Shane Williams, Brett Hamil, and John Gardner, and featuring visiting headliners and local up-and-comers.… Read More

Last Show, EP 23: Shmoney Dance, Kendrick Lamar – i, and Derek Jeter

Posted on | September 25, 2014 | No Comments


So this Shmoney dance thing has happened upon me.

I was on YouTube looking for something that had nothing to do with dancing. As a matter of fact I think I was looking for Stand-Up. Next thing you know I click on two suggested videos, and I’m in a Shmoney Dance rabbit hole. I actually saw Elmo doing the Shmoney Dance. Yeah, that Elmo.

So I decided to do a podcast on the Shmoney dance before this thing passes me by.

I also talk about Kendrick Lamar’s new single i, Derek Jeter being overrated, and Bill Simmons of ESPN being suspend for criticizing NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.


Enjoy the podcast and find it on iTunes here: The Last Show Podcast, hosted by Kortney Shane Williams


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HBO Jay-Z and Beyonce On the Run Review

Posted on | September 22, 2014 | No Comments


I just finished watching the Jay-Z and Beyonce HBO concert. It took me two sittings to finish the On the Run marathon.
I’m still not sure if it was a good concert. Going in my expectations were high for some reason. Maybe it was the hype. Maybe it was because of the ticket price for the tour.
It was probably because Jay-Z is one of my favorite artist, and I was anticipating him killing it. Well, the concert was overhyped, ticket prices were too high, and Jay-Z didn’t kill it. Other than that it was great.
One thing that struck me was that this was not a Jay-Z tour. The show was not set up for him to succeed. The stage was too wide open for one person to be able to fill that space. Beyonce on the other hand was great. I have never paid that much attention to her, and I never will.
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Last Show, EP 22: Did Roger Goddell waste you time too?

Posted on | September 19, 2014 | No Comments


I watch/listened to that entire Roger Goodell press conference. So I can confirm that, it was the complete waste of time that I thought it would be. Roger Goodell was droning and uninspiring. I haven’t seen a cheaper empty suit since I last shopped at Burlington Coat Factory. However, there was one thing worth seeing . It was hard to catch, but if you looked closely, you could see Geppetto pulling the strings on his suit coat.

He went on and on about how he was wrong, and now he’s found the light. So there’s no need for him to resign. Instead it’s time for him to make things right. Roger just wants to give him one more chance…and another chance…followed by another chance if another elevator video comes out. Speaking of another chance, it was pretty funny when the guy from TMZ Sports asked Goodell how come he didn’t get the video.… Read More

LeBron James, using that Hair Butta?

Posted on | September 18, 2014 | No Comments


Oh no, no, no, LeBron James. Say it ain’t so (Weezer style). Are you stealing Hair Butta out of Carlos Boozer’s medicine cabinet1?

So LeBron James revealed his new shoe earlier this week. He also revealed a crisp hairline.

I guess I’m supposed to defend this behavior, because LeBron plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He did bring Kevin Love, Mike Miller, Shawn Marion, and James Jones to Cleveland (what…James Jones). So I’m indebted to James to some degree.

At the same time I can’t co-sign on any use of The Hair Butta. But I will give LeBron a tip.

“LeBron, don’t be so aggressive with the administering of Butta. Add it in gradually. Think of it like Mr. Miyagi, and wax on…then wax a little off. Then once people get use to the new look add a little more. Then a little more. Until you get it to you desired level of shine.… Read More

New Samsung Galaxy Note 4 Commercial is so Petty, and I love it

Posted on | September 14, 2014 | No Comments


If you haven’t seen the new Samsung commercial attacking the IPhone 6. Then you need to watch the video below right now.

In the meantime I’ll go get a glass of apple drink.



Samsung releasing a commercial to point that Apple is copping their style. The same week Apple announced their new phone is petty and spiteful…and I love it (Young Jeezy style, or is it just Jeezy stlye?). It’s also a little rap battleish. I think Samsung should have had No Vaseline playing in the background.


When the IPhone first emerged, they cornered the market on being an individual. They were the only company that had a universal phone, a universal charger, an uncustomizable home screen, and a whole lot people thinking this was a good idea.

In recent years Apple has flip the script. Now they sell phones in every color of the tropical rainbow, and they have distinctively different models.… Read More

Last Show, EP 21: Kendrick Lamar’s Theft?; (Ray Rice video)

Posted on | September 8, 2014 | No Comments

I only wanted to talk about Kendrick Lamar, and the million dollar lawsuit that he’s facing. However when the Ray Rice video(watch on TMZ here) came out I decided to address that as well.

I do get the chance to talk about Rigamortis, and the allegations that he stole some music. If he did steal, I would suggest he take some advice from Teddy KGB, and “Pay that man his money”(watch part of Rounders here).

Enjoy the podcast, and subscribe on iTunes.


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Ray Rice video released, and Ray Rice released

Posted on | September 8, 2014 | No Comments


So the video of Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was released by TMZ Sports. Click here to view the video.

I don’t have much to say about the actual video. I think it’s extremely disturbing, and I don’t even know how Rice can look himself in the mirror. Outside of that, the only thing that pops in my mind is street fighter jokes. So I’m going to recuse myself.

Going forward Ray Rice has to be gone. His career in the NFL is over, because there is no coming back from that video. Domestic violence is a terrible crime when talked about. However, when a video like the Rice video is attached to the crime it make the person who committed the crime toxic.


By the way this just in. Ray Rice cut and suspended indefinitely!


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Last Show, EP 20: 2014 Cleveland Browns Preview

Posted on | August 28, 2014 | No Comments


So I decided to record a podcast of my 2014 Cleveland Browns preview.

I needed to amend some things I said. Mainly that the Browns would make the playoffs (spoiler alert). I recorded this pre Josh Gordon banishment.

Also I need to squeeze off a podcast. It’s been too long, or as Timbaland would say,



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2014 Cleveland Brown’s Season Preview

Posted on | August 27, 2014 | No Comments

In honor of the Cleveland Browns Season kicking off. I did a couple short videos to preview their season.

I drop some bold predictions, and I will give you a sneek peek on one. The Cleveland Browns are going to be elite on defense.

I previewed both the offense and the defense, and threw in some funny graphics.

So check out the videos.






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NFL may make me lose respect for Coldplay

Posted on | August 20, 2014 | No Comments


It’s rumored that the NFL has selected their group of finalists to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show. Among the finalists to perform is Coldplay (there are also some other people in the group of finalist, but they’re not worth mentioning. The most they can get is a footnote here1). Which on the surface seems great. I mean its Coldplay. There one of the biggest rock groups in the world. Also they still have all their motor skills, unlike the recent super bowl performers. You may not like Coldplay, but if the alternative is Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band. You’re probably taking the lesser of two evils. I like Bob Seger just as much as the next black kid that grew up in the suburbs, but after Turn the Page. The song book gets kind of thin2. You have to embrace the fact that the acts appear to be getting younger.… Read More

July’s Show was a packed house…next Taphouse Showcase Sunday September 7th

Posted on | August 18, 2014 | No Comments


Thanks to everyone who came out to July’s Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase. It was a packed house and everyone enjoyed themselves. If you think I’m lying look at the Instagram picture above (by the way you can follow me on Instagram @kortneyshane), and if people didn’t enjoy themselves I wouldn’t be writing this post. Instead, the head of Naked City Brewery would have yanked the show, and I would be eviscerating people who didn’t show up.

So thank you for allowing us the see another month.

Also special thanks to Geoff Brousseau for coming by and doing a set.


The next Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase is Sunday September 7th at 7pmNakedCitySept7th

Tickets are $6 in advance and $10 at the door

Get tickets now at: Brown Paper Tickets

The Taphouse Sessions is Seattle’s premiere Sunday night standup showcase, bringing a rotating selection of audaciously talented performers to the keg-lined stage at Naked City Brewery.… Read More

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