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Taphouse Sessions (Comedy Show) is back at Naked City Sunday Aug. 3rd

Posted on | June 30, 2014 | No Comments



The Taphouse Sessions is back at Naked City Brewery and Taphouse in Greenwood Seattle, Sunday August 3rd. After the success of the first show we are back for more.

The Taphouse Sessions is a monthly comedy show featuring National touring headliners and good up-in-coming local comics. With the operative word in the previous sentence being “good.” You will not see the same stale acts that appear at most comedy shows. That turns your one night out, into a 3 hour marathon of unfunny; which ends up being more depressing than entertaining. Leaving you thinking, “I should have stayed home and watched Seinfeld reruns.”


Tickets are available now for $7 advance purchase price


About the Producers:

The Taphouse Sessions is produced by John Gardner, Brett Hamil, and Kortney Shane Williams. All of the are Seattle based comedians that are accomplished in their own right – which you can read more about below – that work together to produce a quality show.… Read More

Steve Ballmer and Donald Sterling talked about…

Posted on | July 22, 2014 | No Comments


So the former racist owner of the Los Angeles Clippers (Donald Sterling), and the maybe/kinda sorta/soon to be owner of the Clippers (Steve Ballmer) had a “friendly conversation.”

What the hell could they have possibly talked about friendly? One guy is trying to take the other guys stuff. And the guy who’s getting his stuff taken is crazy and racist. How on earth did they have a friendly conversation? What scenario did that have to be in for both guys to be at ease? I assume there was some give and take. Maybe they watched Django Unchained1 on the new Microsoft tablet. As Ballmer show Steriling how he was going to take his team.

I don’t know what they talked about, but Steve better watch his back. When you dance2 with Donald Sterling it doesn’t end well. He’s sued his wife who married him, the NBA who made him money, and he use to sleep with a woman who wears a bee keeper’s hat.… Read More

Last Show, EP 19: LeBron James returns to Cleveland rant

Posted on | July 17, 2014 | No Comments

Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald and The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. Does Miami centric rants whenever something great happens for Miami sports.

With LeBron James returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers. I though it was only right that I do a rant for the city of Cleveland. Especially since the Cleveland rants that I’ve heard, aren’t that good.

So this my homage to the Le Batard Show, and my best attempt at a rant.


Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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Complicated relationship between LeBron James and Cleveland fans

Posted on | July 17, 2014 | 2 Comments

As a fan you felt like he not only represented your team, but he represented you.

Now that LeBron James has returned to the Cleveland Cavaliers. People have asked me how I feel about his return. My answer has always been the same when asked, “Conflicted.”

I can’t speak for all Cleveland fans, but I think I’m correct in saying, that LeBron coming back hasn’t really sunk. Partly because the city is still drunk as a rat from all the celebration, and partially because it’s so unbelievable.

It’s hard for Cleveland to grasp the idea that one of the greatest athletes ever chose them, while in their prime. No one chooses Cleveland. Hell originally LeBron didn’t choose Cleveland.

I don’t believe it will become real until the first home game when LeBron throws the chalk up…and he better throw that chalk up. I don’t want to hear, “Oh this is the new LeBron.… Read More

Last Show, EP 18: LeBron Back to Cleveland, a More Interesting Eastern Conference

Posted on | July 14, 2014 | No Comments


LeBron James is back in Cleveland. So the whole LeBron watch is over. I glad it’s come to an end, but at the sane time the Twitter experience was great. I’ll miss searching Twitter for clues. Trying to figure out if Dan Gilbert was on a plane or what the color pallet was going to be for LeBron website.
I guess it’s time to turn the page and see the effects of decision 2.0. There are a new set of questions surrounding the Eastern Conference. What will happen to the Miami Heat? How much will the Cavaliers improve? Where will Kevin Love go? Who’s going to make the playoffs?
Instead if writing about those things I did a podcast (these fingers don’t type Kornheiser style). Kyle is riding shotgun on the podcast.
Please enjoy and subscribe on iTunes.

Kortney Shane Williams

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“Please LeBron James we have to get some sleep”

Posted on | July 11, 2014 | No Comments


I think I speak for everyone when I say, “LeBron just make a decision. I don’t care where you play just announce something. Say Cleveland, say Miami, say you’re going to take the year off and play baseball. Maybe you end up liking Brazil when you go there for the World Cup. I’m sure that have a Rucker Park league there. Perhaps you can move the family there and play pickup games for the next 3 years. Just announce something. Please! This Decision 2 is starting to affect my life. I haven’t slept in 3 days, because I feel like I’m going to miss something on Twitter. I’ve refreshed my phone so much that my thumbs are hurting. I’m the sole reason that your website keeps crashing, because I’ve pulled it up on all 10 of the devices in my house. I feel like Tom Hanks in Cast Away. I haven’t showered in 2 days, I’ve shut off all connection from my family, and I’m curled up fetal talking to a FedEx package.… Read More

Last Show, EP 17: LeBron James free agency; Cleveland Cavaliers and Miami Heat

Posted on | July 7, 2014 | No Comments


The LeBron James to Cleveland movement is in full effect, and I can’t believe it.

Why would LeBron want to leave Miami? Why does he love Akron so much?

Is Dan Gilbert going to apologize for that letter that he wrote?

What the hell is going on with LeBron James and his free agency?

The Cavaliers do have one thing the Heat can’t offer LeBron…you have to listen to the show for the answers


Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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Last Show, EP 16: BET Awards Review and Chris Rock going H.A.M.

Posted on | June 30, 2014 | No Comments


So I watch the BET Awards last night, and they were surprisingly entertaining. I wanted to write something, but why write when you can talk. So I did a podcast.

Please enjoy and subscribe on iTunes.
Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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The Last Show Podcast, EP 15: When is it okay to bite someone (thanks Luis Suarez)

Posted on | June 25, 2014 | No Comments


So Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit a man during the World Cup. By now it’s bite heard round the world. Every sports station worth it’s salt has been talking about this bite for days. They have broken down how hard bit, if it were an accidental bite, and if he would every bite again.

So rather than regurgitate everything you’ve already heard. I decided to ask the bigger question, “When is it okay to bite someone?” It’s not as easy to answer as you may think. There are times that I believe that it’s okay and may even be necessary to go H.A.M. on someone. However there are stipulations and scenarios where you can absolutely not bite someone.

Rather than write about it I did a podcast. Please enjoy and subscribe on iTunes.

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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Is it the San Antonio Spurs?

Posted on | June 25, 2014 | No Comments


After an amazing 4-1 victory over the reigning Champion Miami Heat, the San Antonio Spurs have brought back their entire championship basketball team with the opt-in of Tim Duncan for a whopping . . . $10.4 million. Wow.

On the other hand, following four consecutive NBA Finals appearances, the Miami Heat are poised to lose the entirety of their core . . . or have three players opt back in (Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh– listed in order of importance to the franchise) at better than $20 million each. . . . Wow.

So I write today wondering, what’s going on in the water down in San Antonio? Miami fans often like to talk about how their players should be celebrated, lauded for their desire to take “less money” to play together. However, the numbers above make it clear the “sacrifices” that these players have made aren’t as tangible as some might like us to believe.… Read More

Did Pat Riley go preemptive comic sans slave owner rant on LeBron James?

Posted on | June 24, 2014 | No Comments

Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert |

In the interest of full disclosure, I’m a Cavaliers fan. So I may have some blind spots when it comes to my team. For instance, I think Dion Waiters is a good player, and Anthony Bennett will eventually make an all-star team. In addition, I’ve never seen a problem with the infamous letter Dan Gilbert wrote after LeBron let Cleveland. Sure is was heavy handed, crass, and inappropriate. But it was the exact way every Cavs fan was feeling. My only wish is that he would have let me contribute a few lines. I could have added some comedic levity, while bringing up his fraudulent elbow injury. The same elbow injury that caused him to shoot left handed free throws, yet was magically healed after healed he left Cleveland.

During Gilbert’s letter rant, he use some language that was crazy. Because that’s what you do in a good rant. It’s not officially a rant unless you sprinkle in some crazy.… Read More

The Cleveland Cavaliers must ditch Joel Embiid

Posted on | June 22, 2014 | No Comments


The Cleveland Cavaliers have defied all logic by getting the number 1 pick, not once, not twice, “not three . . .” Now they have the first pick again, in the best draft since 2003 – you know, the one that featured Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and the list goes on, but I digress.

On a side note, for everyone that thinks the Cleveland Cavaliers should be “banned” from picking first, ask yourself this question: “Would I want to be one of only four teams in the eastern conference to go to the NBA Finals in the last 10 years, with a guy who is one of the 5 best players to ever play the game? And, then have that stripped from me, after The Decision without warning?” The consolation for having that level of success and relevance leave my franchise???

Five top 5 picks over the next four years .… Read More

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