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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 46: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao Finally! Adrian Peterson should do this to the Vikings…

Posted on | February 24, 2015 | No Comments


So Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are finally going to fight. It’s about 27 years to late, but does it really matter? Are you not going watch the fight? Do you have something better to do May 2nd? I know both fighters are past their prime, but it’s still a huge fight. Plus it’s an excuse to throw a party. Who doesn’t want to have a party? I want to find all these anti-party people, and make sure we never hangout.

I plan on watching the fight. However I do have a dilemma, which I discuss on the show.

I also talks about Adrian Peterson not wanting to go back to the Minnesota Vikings, and I offer him some solutions.

I close the show talking about Phil Jackson ripping the New York Knicks and Alaska legalizing marijuana.


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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 45: Brian Williams’ Lies, Kanye and Kendrick new tracks, and Tom Brady’s Money

Posted on | February 19, 2015 | No Comments


Brian Williams, oh Brian. What happened?

This is an interesting story, but I have no real opinion on it. Because I watch local news. Local news is where all the action is at. Local news reporters have to make news at least 3 days a week, because sometimes nothing happens. Consequently they end up with odd stories about the local dive bar running a pull tab scam. To me that is entertaining and that’s why I don’t watch Brian Williams. However, I am interested in all this lying. Why say you got shot at in a helicopter, when you work on TV. Come on Brian.

So I talk about Brian Williams on the podcast. Also I realized that Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar officially have new songs. I close the show wondering why people always like to count Tom Brady’s money.


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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 44: 57th Grammy Awards, Kanye West, LeBron James v. Kevin Love? and the Cavaliers

Posted on | February 10, 2015 | No Comments


So I finally got the chance to watch the Grammy Awards, and it was better than I thought it would be. I didn’t know who was on stage, but I was entertained. I did find it interesting that they didn’t present rap album on the year on television. Eminem won that award. So this was a sign to everyone that still had doubt. This whole Eminem thing is over. Dude has to start making better music, or he will continue to get his awards in costume closet.

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the 57th Grammy Awards. I also talk about the way LeBron James is dealing with Kevin Love and the Cavaliers organization.


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Kortney Shane Williams

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If you celebrate the New England Patriot Way? You don’t care about the kids!

Posted on | February 5, 2015 | No Comments


Huh…I don’t hear anything. Where’s your outrage against the New England Patriots for the way they acted during their super bowl parade? People sure love to pounce on the Seattle Seahawks, the 80s Miami Hurricanes, and the LeBron Miami Heat teams, for being braggadocios. Where’s the outrage now? I thought we were supposed to make sure athletes were being responsible and raising our kids effectively. That’s why NBC censored Doug Baldwin’s end zone celebration. That’s why we need to make sure Marshawn Lynch talks to the media and wears the right cleats, because kids needs to see their athletes obey authority. And when they don’t live up to their fatherly standards we need to have a summit, and figure out what’s wrong with these people. That’s when we hold up example like Larry Foote and Bill Cosby, “Come on Bill. Teach these kids how to act.” What happened to the heard of ESPN analyst castigating the athletes?… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 43: Love Seattle Seahawks bravado and hate their passing, Lynch vs. Gronk Mortal Combat, and Soliciting Prostitutes

Posted on | February 3, 2015 | No Comments


The Seattle Seahawks didn’t run the ball at the end of the Super Bowl and that’s why they lost the game. I thought we all agreed that it was a dumb call, and the worst in super bowl history. However, I’m seeing articles defending the play call, and some are even condoning it. The worst part is, Seahawks fans are starting to believe this, and they’re sending the article to me. The article I’m getting the most is Benjamin Morris’ on FiveThirtyEight.com. It is a reasonable article, but it should be held up as some kind of validation. It was a horrible call. When you throw the ball 3 things can happen and two of them are bad. Why would you do that with the game on the line? When you have the best power runner in the league. Don’t out think the room run the ball.


On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about the Super Bowl.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 42: Super Bowl Week hatred, what happened to Eminem?

Posted on | January 29, 2015 | No Comments


In this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about why I hate super bowl week. I don’t like the pumping and priming of big sporting events. And the super bowl is the biggest offender. That is why I hate super bowl week. It’s a variety of pregame show after pregame show, with people saying nothing. It is the most infuriating time on the sports schedule.

I also talk about my trip to San Diego for the San Diego Comedy Festival and I ponder why Eminem is no longer good.


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Kortney Shane Williams

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Sunday, The Return of Dion Waiters to Cleveland #CAVSvsOKC

Posted on | January 24, 2015 | No Comments



I  knew the Cleveland Cavaliers played the Oklahoma City Thunder tomorrow. Which means I was looking forward to the match ups of Durant vs. LeBron in the who is the best player in the NBA, Kyrie vs. Westbrook in who can put up the most shots while being the second best player on the team, and Love vs. Ibaka in “If only we had a good coach. People wouldn’t think we’re washed up at 25.” However I forgot the real MVP, Dion Waiters.

This will be the first time the Cavs match up against OKC since shipping Dion Waiters there in the middle of the night (Baltimore Colts style). Waiters thinks he’s the best player in the league and has probably planned some type of vengeance against the organization that traded him away. He recently said that he loves his new team because he gets to touch the ball more now. However he actually shot the ball more when he was in Cleveland which is why he’s now in Oklahoma.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 41: Birdman, Marshawn Lynch, and Tiger Wood’s Tooth

Posted on | January 20, 2015 | No Comments


On this episode of The Last Show Podcast. I talk about the movie Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance). I got to see and I’m confused. Not confused like I don’t know what happened. I know what happened because I watched the movie. I’m confused because I don’t know what, why was what. The acting performances were great. Ed Norton was fantastic, Michael Keaton was great, and Emma Stone still freaks me out.

I also talk about Marshawn Lynch’s running style and his epic celebration routine. Which I found out has a name, “Hold my ****.” I also talk about Tiger Wood’s tooth getting knocked out and who’s getting the most pleasure out of his troubles *spoiler alert* it’s his ex-wife and Kurt Busch’s girl being an assassin.


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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 40: The Ohio State Buckeyes Championship Rant, NBA Fight, and LeBron James

Posted on | January 13, 2015 | No Comments


The Ohio State Buckeyes are National Champions. So it’s only right that I open the podcast with a rant.

I breakdown the game and speculate about the future for Marcus Mariota and Ohio State. Mariota didn’t have a great game but people may be over analyzing him just a bit.

I also talk about the NBA fight between Kevin Garnett and Dwight Howard. There was a hold bunch of, “H-H-Hold me Back”


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Kortney Shane Williams

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The Marshawn Lynch interview is officially uncomfortable, Enough

Posted on | January 12, 2015 | No Comments

Can we stop with the Marshawn Lynch interviews? Seriously it’s uncomfortable. Just watch the first 45 seconds for the newest edition of both teams played hard (Rasheed Wallace style).

He actually rubs his eyes at and you can see his eyes get watery.

The purpose of an interview is to hear someone talk. The only problem is Marshwan Lynch doesn’t want to talk. So why are we still seeing interviews from him? Who is gaining from this transaction? Is it the media? I don’t think it is. Who has fun being rejected once a week? I’ve been rejected before, and I wasn’t eager to go back for more. And I definitely didn’t want a camera crew to tag along and film my uncomfortable failure. So what going on?

SeahawkWaterMaybe the media is doing this because that’s just the way things are done. “Star players are supposed to talk, because the fans want to know what they have to say”.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 39: Ohio State v. Oregon, In Vegas David Copperfield, and NFL Playoffs

Posted on | January 12, 2015 | No Comments


In this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk way too much, but yet too little about my first time in Vegas. You could say I was a Vegas virgin, and you would be a D-Bag.

I got to see my first magic show. It was David Copperfield’s show and it was fantastic. He started the show by coming out to Rick Ross, which immediately got me on his good side. He had me at hello. Dude’s show was great. He disappeared, he made a car appear, and he was well worth the $55. I also got to see a lot of bad impersonators on the street, and one of them insulted me.

I talk about the National Championship game tonight. The Ohio State Buckeyes vs. Oregon Ducks. I think it’s funny that everyone is picking Ohio State all of a sudden. It’s also makes me feel weird that I agree with those people.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 38: Stuart Scott…$1100 Sony Walkman, Ohio State vs. Oregon Championship Game

Posted on | January 6, 2015 | No Comments

Football - NCAA - Rose Bowl - Ohio State vs. Oregon

When I heard about Stuart Scott passing away it rocked me like I didn’t think it would. I had no idea I had this connection to him. Many that knew him have eulogized him, so I’m not going to do that. Instead on the podcast I talk about how he affected me. I love Stuart Scott, and I glad I got the opportunity to watch him.

I also talk about Sony making a new Walkman which sounds like a horrific idea. On top of that it cost $1100.

And it wouldn’t be a show unless I talked about The Ohio State Buckeyes and their matchup against Oregon in the National Champion. Now “spoiler alert” they’re going to win, but I explain why.


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Kortney Shane Williams

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