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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 53: Jameis Winston’s Hookup Story & Kevin Love’s Arm Ripped Off #Tidal

Posted on | April 28, 2015 | No Comments


On Episode 53 of The Last Show Podcast. I talk about Jameis Winston claim that he got the hookup on the crab legs. I break down what A hookup is, and tell you what not to do if you get caught.

I also talk about Kevin Love missing the playoffs, because his arm was ripped off. I talk about Jay-Z backing Tidal, and I have a new close to the show.


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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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Kevin Love out for Playoff Second Round, “Oh! Canada”…Cavaliers still beat the Chicago Bulls*

Posted on | April 27, 2015 | No Comments


So it has been confirmed that Kevin Love will officially miss the second round of the playoffs, because Kelly Olynyk of all people, ripped his arm off. This is a bad look for Canada. Canada is known as such a peaceful country. I need my Canadian friends to give me some kind of explanation. Did Kelly Olynyk not get the, “How to be a successful Canadian for Dummies” manual? Apparently things get real when they’re about to get swept in the first round of a playoffs series, they should have never been in in the first place. One minute you think things are going according to plan, and the Cavs will coast through the Eastern Conference. Then a dude named Kelly turns into Sgt. Slaughter and throws a curveball into Cleveland’s season. Then again maybe this is the universe paying back the Cavaliers for what they did.

Maybe this is the price Cleveland has to pay for LeBron orchestrating his return to Cleveland.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 52: ESPN’s Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant was great! Monty Williams (Diabolical Hater)

Posted on | April 21, 2015 | No Comments


On episode 52 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant. It wasn’t really a rant against tow trucks. It was a rant against an employee of a tow truck company. Personally I support her hate against the tow truck employee on the surface. I say on the surface, because I didn’t do a lot a research. If go full support on the McHenry, someone will email me some tragic email about how she knee capped children at a Chuck E’ Cheeses. So I have surface support for her in relation to the rant on the tow truck business, which I discuss on the podcast.

I also talk about what we can take away from the Aaron Hernandez situation – *Spoiler Alert* Don’t Kill People -, I tell you why Russell Wilson will stay in Seattle forever, a woman that ate 13 lbs. of steak, and my Diabolical Hater of the Week, Monty Williams


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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 51: Madonna Kisses Drake, Kanye West Jumps in a Lake, and Streaming Coachella

Posted on | April 14, 2015 | No Comments


On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about Coachella. That means talk about Madonna kissing Drake. What happened right there? Drakes reaction reminds me of Justin Timberlake’s reaction when he whipped out Janet Jackson’s breast at the super bowl (and what a great super bowl it was. That’s the reason I no longer watch halftime, because nothing can surpass that). He gave that, “Oh this is not the way we rehearsed this” look.

I also talk about Kanye West jumping into a lake in Armenia during a show. I wonder why people followed him into the lake. Didn’t they see that he was getting wet? What’s up with Armenian concert goers? This Kardashian thing is right on track for not ending well.

I nominate an interesting hater of the week, I talk about Alex Rodriguez’s first homerun, and I have a new close to the show.


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Thanks to everyone who stayed till 8:30, Brian Moote was great, and (Stand-Up Style) is every first Sunday

Posted on | April 9, 2015 | No Comments


Thanks to everyone that stayed for (Stand-Up Style) Comedy Showcase this past Sunday. I know the show was delayed by 2 hours, and I wouldn’t have been surprised if everyone went home. However, most everybody stuck it out, and got a treat in Brian Moote.

Brian was fantastic. I heard nothing, but great things from everyone who attended. No one even brought up the fact that the show started late. So big thanks to Brian for coming through, and making me look good.

Also Billy Anderson and Jamal Harrington were great. I had people that have been to several shows, who told me it was the best lineup of comedians they had seen. That was in large part because of Billy and Jamal. They made the lineup strong throughout the show.

At the end of the show Sunday, I announced that I had been asked by Naked City to produce a monthly comedy show.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 50: Chicago Cubs Fans Peeing in Cups, Sour NCAA Tournament, and Andrew Harrison – Diabolical Hater of the Week

Posted on | April 8, 2015 | No Comments


On episode 50 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Chicago Cubs Fans that were forced to pee in cups…or did they volunteer? Regardless people went to a baseball game. Thinking there was working bathrooms. Only to find out that there was a 30 minute wait to use the bathroom. That’s when people decided it was a good idea to pee in cups.

I also talk about all the sour people surrounding college basketball. Why cant you’ll just enjoy the games? And if you’re going to be sour about one and done, don’t you have to castigate Duke and Coach K? What about Bo Ryan being sour? Oh so much sour stuff in the Tournament.

I also elect Andrew Harrison as the most diabolical hater of the week.


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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 49: Today I Canceled My Cable; Final Four (Kentucky Style)

Posted on | March 31, 2015 | No Comments


On This Episode of The Last Show Podcast hosted by, Kortney Shane Williams

I have officially canceled my cable (it was actually me and my wife’s cable, but she doesn’t care if I take all the credit for it), and it feels great. Enough of Comcast’s foolishness.

The only reason I had cable was for sports. However, now with Sling TV I can get sports without a cable package, and it’s on $20. They also gave me a free Amazon Fire Stick, which makes me think this is a bad idea, but who cares. I went from paying $124 to $60. The downside is that I don’t get paper view. That means I have to find a place to watch the Pacquiao v. Mayweather fight. Chances are I will be in a Mexican bar, which could possible end bad. So ending my cable could end up with me paying a hospital bill which would end up costing more than $124.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 48: Kendrick Lamar, To Pimp A Butterfly Album Review; J. Cole, 2014 Forrest Hill Drive

Posted on | March 24, 2015 | No Comments


Welcome back to The Last Show Podcast.

On this episode I talk about Kendrick Lamar’s new album, To Pimp A Butterfly. I call it an album review, but I’m not even sure it’s a review. Heck, I’m not even sure it’s a hip-hop album. It is a great work of art that confuses me. I don’t know what Kendrick is talking about. However, I spend time talking about it, and breaking it down.

I also talk about rediscovering the J. Cole, 2014 Forrest Hill Drive album. I heard it when it came out, and I wasn’t that impressed. It was probably because I soured on J. Cole after the Born Sinner album. I wasn’t a fan of that album. I thought it was too clunky. So when 2014 Forrest Hill Drive can out, I probably didn’t give it a fair shake. So I glad I got the opportunity to rediscover the album, while was traveling.… Read More

(Stand-Up Style) Comedy Show, less than two weeks away. Perfect time to talk, Breastfeeding on the Bus

Posted on | March 24, 2015 | No Comments

Why is Breastfeeding on the bus a part of the title? Well it makes strangers click on the link, and it’s a manifesto for my show (Stand-Up Style).

Sunday April 5th 7 PM at Naked City Brewery in Greenwood

(Stand-Up Style) is a comedy showcase that features international touring Stand-Up comedians, and some up-and-coming local openers.

It is not and open mic or amateur night.
It’s a professional showcase, that’s guaranteed to be a great night of comedy, and not one that turns your one night out, into a 3 hour marathon of unfunny; which ends up being more depressing than entertaining. Leaving you thinking, “I should have stayed home and watched Seinfeld reruns.”

Tickets are available now on Brown Paper Tickets


Get your tickets now:

Naked City Brewery

Sunday April 5th at 7 PM

Tickets: Standupstyle.Brownpapertickets.com

$10 in Advance $12 at the door


Get your tickets now!!… Read More

NFL, Best and Worst NFC 1st Round Draft Picks Since 2000

Posted on | March 9, 2015 | No Comments


Remember when I said the NFC version of the best and worst 1st round draft picks where soon to come. Well here it is, but first check out the best and worst AFC 1st round draft picks.

For all you’ll that still decided not to click the link or can’t read the headline. Here are the guidelines:

The NFL Draft, maybe the biggest crapshoot in sports. Every fan hoping one player can turn the fortunes of the franchise. GM’s and coaches fired or praised over 3 days. Here is a list of the best and worst picks since 2000 each team has made.

(I did not include the 2014 draft because it’s waaaaaaaaay too early to judge)



New York Giants


Best: Aaron Ross (2007 #20)

Solid corner, Giants 1st round draft picks are pretty barren


Runner Up: Jason Pierre Paul (2010 #15)

So far one great year, but with New York media you’d think he was Babe Ruth.… Read More

NFL, Best and Worst AFC 1st Round Draft Picks

Posted on | March 8, 2015 | No Comments


The NFL Draft, maybe the biggest crapshoot in sports. Every fan hoping one player can turn the fortunes of the franchise. GM’s and coaches fired or praised over 3 days. Here is a list of the best and worst picks since 2000 each team has made.


(I did not include the 2014 draft because it’s waaaaaaaaay too early to judge)


New England Patriots


Best: Richard Seymour (2001, #6)

This 6 time All Pro was the best player on the Patriots during their early Belichick years. He was the rock on defense for their 3 Super Bowl wins


Runner Up: Logan Mankins (2005, #32)

5 time All Pro fatty


Worst: Daniel Graham (2002 #21)

Belichick envisioned his TE driven offense early, but Daniel Graham never had more then 38 catches and 409 yards in a season. But he never killed a guy.


Runner Up: Lawrence Marony (2006 #21)

Never became the feature back the Patriots wanted, or needed.… Read More

Kanye West, The Most Creative Artist of This Time (All Day Live Brit Awards)

Posted on | March 7, 2015 | No Comments

After reading the headline, a lot of people could think I’m out of my mid. However, those people either haven’t been paying attention, or they’re so deadest on the idea that Kanye West is “The Most Hated Man in America” that they refuse to acknowledge the talent.

I may be guilty of being a prisoner of the moment, but this may be the greatest performance I’ve ever seen (Ever, ever ever, ever ever). The only reason I’m not being absolute, is because I need a couple days to let this sink in. I saw the performance for the first time today, and I have to let it breath. If I claim it’s the best, some dude in Boise will send me a clip of Elvis performing Rappers Delight with The Beatles and I have to retract my statement. But that doesn’t change my claim that Kanye West is the most creative artist of this time.… Read More

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