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EP 21: Kendrick Lamar Theft? Kortney talks about Kendrick Lamar being sued over Rigamortis and the (Ray Rice video).

EP 19: LeBron James returns to Cleveland rant Kortney rants about LeBron James' return to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Sunday Oct. 26th, Taphouse Sessions host Halloween, at Naked City Brewery

Posted on | September 27, 2014 | No Comments

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There is only one way to celebrate Halloween this year in Seattle.

That’s with The Taphouse Sessions (Comedy Showcase) Sunday October 26that 7pm.

For the last 6 months the show has been hosted at Naked City Brewery. Originally Naked City took it on under a trial bases. However, after much success and fan fair it has been taken on as a permanent show. Now is your chance to see what the buzz is all about.

 

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8564 Greenwood Ave N

Seattle, WA 98103

Tickets: $7 in advance $10 at the door

Get tickets now at: Thesessionscomedyshow.brownpapertickets.com

Facebook Event Page: Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase on Facebook

The Taphouse Sessions is Seattle’s premiere standup showcase, bringing a rotating selection of audaciously talented performers to the keg-lined stage at Naked City Brewery. Anchored by veteran mainstays Kortney Shane Williams, Brett Hamil, and John Gardner, and featuring visiting headliners and local up-and-comers.… Read More

Are Seattle Seahawks fans blaming the refs…again?

Posted on | October 20, 2014 | No Comments

NFL: NFC Championship-San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

Seattle Seahawks fans, Hawk Nation, Twelves, or however you’re referring to yourself these days. Are you blaming the refs for losing to dreadful St. Louis? I know it’s not all of you blaming the refs, but it’s definitely the majority. So if you’re a fan and don’t feel like this applies to you. Look yourself in the mirror and if you still have neon streaks in your hair from yesterday’s game, you are who I’m talking to. I know you feel like it’s not your teams fault, but it is. The Seattle Seahawks stunk the joint up (I know about stinking the joint. My Cleveland Browns loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars). The great Russell Wilson and Richard Sherman aren’t infallible. Maybe trading your best offensive player two days before the game will affect the team? Perhaps your defense should be able to stop St. Louis? But it’s not the refs fault

I thought we were past this.… Read More

Opening for Dave Chappelle in Seattle 2014 – Kortney Shane Williams

Posted on | October 17, 2014 | No Comments

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I’ve had the opportunity to open for Dave Chappelle this week while he’s been in Seattle performing at the Neptune Theater, and it’s been great.

The sets and audiences have been great. I couldn’t really ask for more. Well, actually, I could ask all those people who like my act to come out to some of my shows. “And you know who you are.”

I have gotten a great reception. People have contacted me through my website and Twitter. I even had a guy ask me to describe one of my jokes that he didn’t understand. That was interesting and flattering. I actually explained the joke to him in an email. That’s something I never thought I would do. However, if he took time to email me, the least I could do is email him back. Plus I had to be able to tell that story.

 

I thought it would be surreal to open for Dave Chappelle, but it hasn’t really been that way.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show, EP26: Seattle Seahawks meaningless loss, Todd Gurley, and Jameis Winston

Posted on | October 14, 2014 | No Comments

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The Seattle Seahawks loss to the Dallas Cowboys, and it means absolutely nothing. Did anybody in their right mind think they were going to go undefeated? Did you think they were going to win every home game for the rest of time? I’m sure some of the delusional fans thought all these things would happen. That’s why it’s funny to troll them. Sorry Seattle, but this one is for you.

I also talk about the Todd Gurley and Jameis Winston autograph circumstance. I’m sick of the moralizing of the NCAA and NFL Cartel.

Briefly I touch on the Gone Girl movie, and Ben Affleck frontal nudity.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP25: Ebola and Geno Smith misses a meeting he called?

Posted on | October 9, 2014 | No Comments

 

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So that meeting Geno Smith of the New York Jets, missed this week, was a meeting he called? Also Michael Vick of the same New York Jets wasn’t prepared to play? How could you not be prepared to play? You back up Geno Smith! That’s like a member of Johnny Manziel’s entourage saying he wasn’t prepared to roll up dollar bills.

So was Michael Vick prepared to conduct the meeting Geno Smith didn’t show up for? What did the Jets do when they got to the meeting? Did they just start playing Madden?

Also EBOLA! This is freaking me out. I’m wearing nothing but turtle necks.

I talk about all of these subjects in Episode 25 of The Last Show Podcast. I also talk about The Cleveland Browns being favored this weekend against the Pittsburgh Steelers for the first time in life.

Enjoy and Subscribe on iTunes

 

Kortney Shane Williams

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Last Show, EP 24: Lesbian couple sue over black sperm and College Football Chaos

Posted on | October 7, 2014 | No Comments

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In this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the lesbian couple in Ohio that has filed a lawsuit over a sperm bank that gave them black sperm. I know a lot of people that have slammed them over the lawsuit. They say that they should just love the baby. My question to those people are, “What would you do if you were given something you didn’t order?” I answer that question during the show.

I also talk about the crazy college football weekend. Is it possible that the SEC could get all 4 teams into the college football playoff? It may be. Especially after Oregon lost to an unranked Arizona team #niceuniforms.

In addition I talk about the Cleveland Cavaliers. What was Dion Waiters thinking saying the Cavaliers have the best young backcourt in the NBA?

Enjoy the show

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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The annual Oregon Ducks loss means more SEC #niceuniforms

Posted on | October 3, 2014 | No Comments

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The Oregon Ducks loss on a Thursday night. To a west coast team that had no business beating them. This has become an all too familiar storyline for Oregon. At this point you all most expect it to happen. Hell, had they not lost last night I would have been shocked. As a matter of fact it wasn’t even breaking news on ESPN.

Now you have to mention that they were missing players on the offensive line. However, you can’t lose to an unranked, highly limited Arizona team.

So what does this mean?

Welcome to the SEC Final Four

Now that Oregon has successfully completed their annual loss. It clears the way for the SEC. The SEC will easily get two teams into the Final Four, and can potentially have all four spots. Sure it will take a Florida State loss to make that happen, but with the way they’re playing that’s not much of a stretch.… Read More

Last Show, EP 23: Shmoney Dance, Kendrick Lamar – i, and Derek Jeter

Posted on | September 25, 2014 | No Comments

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So this Shmoney dance thing has happened upon me.

I was on YouTube looking for something that had nothing to do with dancing. As a matter of fact I think I was looking for Stand-Up. Next thing you know I click on two suggested videos, and I’m in a Shmoney Dance rabbit hole. I actually saw Elmo doing the Shmoney Dance. Yeah, that Elmo.

So I decided to do a podcast on the Shmoney dance before this thing passes me by.

I also talk about Kendrick Lamar’s new single i, Derek Jeter being overrated, and Bill Simmons of ESPN being suspend for criticizing NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

 

Enjoy the podcast and find it on iTunes here: The Last Show Podcast, hosted by Kortney Shane Williams

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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HBO Jay-Z and Beyonce On the Run Review

Posted on | September 22, 2014 | No Comments

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I just finished watching the Jay-Z and Beyonce HBO concert. It took me two sittings to finish the On the Run marathon.
I’m still not sure if it was a good concert. Going in my expectations were high for some reason. Maybe it was the hype. Maybe it was because of the ticket price for the tour.
It was probably because Jay-Z is one of my favorite artist, and I was anticipating him killing it. Well, the concert was overhyped, ticket prices were too high, and Jay-Z didn’t kill it. Other than that it was great.
One thing that struck me was that this was not a Jay-Z tour. The show was not set up for him to succeed. The stage was too wide open for one person to be able to fill that space. Beyonce on the other hand was great. I have never paid that much attention to her, and I never will.
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Last Show, EP 22: Did Roger Goddell waste you time too?

Posted on | September 19, 2014 | No Comments

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I watch/listened to that entire Roger Goodell press conference. So I can confirm that, it was the complete waste of time that I thought it would be. Roger Goodell was droning and uninspiring. I haven’t seen a cheaper empty suit since I last shopped at Burlington Coat Factory. However, there was one thing worth seeing . It was hard to catch, but if you looked closely, you could see Geppetto pulling the strings on his suit coat.

He went on and on about how he was wrong, and now he’s found the light. So there’s no need for him to resign. Instead it’s time for him to make things right. Roger just wants to give him one more chance…and another chance…followed by another chance if another elevator video comes out. Speaking of another chance, it was pretty funny when the guy from TMZ Sports asked Goodell how come he didn’t get the video.… Read More

LeBron James, using that Hair Butta?

Posted on | September 18, 2014 | No Comments

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Oh no, no, no, LeBron James. Say it ain’t so (Weezer style). Are you stealing Hair Butta out of Carlos Boozer’s medicine cabinet1?

So LeBron James revealed his new shoe earlier this week. He also revealed a crisp hairline.

I guess I’m supposed to defend this behavior, because LeBron plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He did bring Kevin Love, Mike Miller, Shawn Marion, and James Jones to Cleveland (what…James Jones). So I’m indebted to James to some degree.

At the same time I can’t co-sign on any use of The Hair Butta. But I will give LeBron a tip.

“LeBron, don’t be so aggressive with the administering of Butta. Add it in gradually. Think of it like Mr. Miyagi, and wax on…then wax a little off. Then once people get use to the new look add a little more. Then a little more. Until you get it to you desired level of shine.… Read More

New Samsung Galaxy Note 4 Commercial is so Petty, and I love it

Posted on | September 14, 2014 | No Comments

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If you haven’t seen the new Samsung commercial attacking the IPhone 6. Then you need to watch the video below right now.

In the meantime I’ll go get a glass of apple drink.

 

 

Samsung releasing a commercial to point that Apple is copping their style. The same week Apple announced their new phone is petty and spiteful…and I love it (Young Jeezy style, or is it just Jeezy stlye?). It’s also a little rap battleish. I think Samsung should have had No Vaseline playing in the background.

 

When the IPhone first emerged, they cornered the market on being an individual. They were the only company that had a universal phone, a universal charger, an uncustomizable home screen, and a whole lot people thinking this was a good idea.

In recent years Apple has flip the script. Now they sell phones in every color of the tropical rainbow, and they have distinctively different models.… Read More

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