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EP 30: Man Slaps Girl in NYC Subway Kortney talks about the viral NYC Subway slap

EP 27: BET Hip-Hop Awards; Breaking Bad Kortney talks about the BET Hip-Hop Awards and Breaking Bad Action Figures.

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Stand-Up By Me

(Stand-Up Style) Comedy Show, less than two weeks away. Perfect time to talk, Breastfeeding on the Bus

Posted on | March 24, 2015 | No Comments

Why is Breastfeeding on the bus a part of the title? Well it makes strangers click on the link, and it’s a manifesto for my show (Stand-Up Style).

Sunday April 5th 7 PM at Naked City Brewery in Greenwood

(Stand-Up Style) is a comedy showcase that features international touring Stand-Up comedians, and some up-and-coming local openers.

It is not and open mic or amateur night.
It’s a professional showcase, that’s guaranteed to be a great night of comedy, and not one that turns your one night out, into a 3 hour marathon of unfunny; which ends up being more depressing than entertaining. Leaving you thinking, “I should have stayed home and watched Seinfeld reruns.”

Tickets are available now on Brown Paper Tickets

 

Get your tickets now:

Naked City Brewery

Sunday April 5th at 7 PM

Tickets: Standupstyle.Brownpapertickets.com

$10 in Advance $12 at the door

 

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 48: Kendrick Lamar, To Pimp A Butterfly Album Review; J. Cole, 2014 Forrest Hill Drive

Posted on | March 24, 2015 | No Comments

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Welcome back to The Last Show Podcast.

On this episode I talk about Kendrick Lamar’s new album, To Pimp A Butterfly. I call it an album review, but I’m not even sure it’s a review. Heck, I’m not even sure it’s a hip-hop album. It is a great work of art that confuses me. I don’t know what Kendrick is talking about. However, I spend time talking about it, and breaking it down.

I also talk about rediscovering the J. Cole, 2014 Forrest Hill Drive album. I heard it when it came out, and I wasn’t that impressed. It was probably because I soured on J. Cole after the Born Sinner album. I wasn’t a fan of that album. I thought it was too clunky. So when 2014 Forrest Hill Drive can out, I probably didn’t give it a fair shake. So I glad I got the opportunity to rediscover the album, while was traveling.… Read More

NFL, Best and Worst NFC 1st Round Draft Picks Since 2000

Posted on | March 9, 2015 | No Comments

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Remember when I said the NFC version of the best and worst 1st round draft picks where soon to come. Well here it is, but first check out the best and worst AFC 1st round draft picks.

For all you’ll that still decided not to click the link or can’t read the headline. Here are the guidelines:

The NFL Draft, maybe the biggest crapshoot in sports. Every fan hoping one player can turn the fortunes of the franchise. GM’s and coaches fired or praised over 3 days. Here is a list of the best and worst picks since 2000 each team has made.

(I did not include the 2014 draft because it’s waaaaaaaaay too early to judge)

 

 

New York Giants

 

Best: Aaron Ross (2007 #20)

Solid corner, Giants 1st round draft picks are pretty barren

 

Runner Up: Jason Pierre Paul (2010 #15)

So far one great year, but with New York media you’d think he was Babe Ruth.… Read More

NFL, Best and Worst AFC 1st Round Draft Picks

Posted on | March 8, 2015 | No Comments

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The NFL Draft, maybe the biggest crapshoot in sports. Every fan hoping one player can turn the fortunes of the franchise. GM’s and coaches fired or praised over 3 days. Here is a list of the best and worst picks since 2000 each team has made.

 

(I did not include the 2014 draft because it’s waaaaaaaaay too early to judge)

 

New England Patriots

 

Best: Richard Seymour (2001, #6)

This 6 time All Pro was the best player on the Patriots during their early Belichick years. He was the rock on defense for their 3 Super Bowl wins

 

Runner Up: Logan Mankins (2005, #32)

5 time All Pro fatty

 

Worst: Daniel Graham (2002 #21)

Belichick envisioned his TE driven offense early, but Daniel Graham never had more then 38 catches and 409 yards in a season. But he never killed a guy.

 

Runner Up: Lawrence Marony (2006 #21)

Never became the feature back the Patriots wanted, or needed.… Read More

Kanye West, The Most Creative Artist of This Time (All Day Live Brit Awards)

Posted on | March 7, 2015 | No Comments

After reading the headline, a lot of people could think I’m out of my mid. However, those people either haven’t been paying attention, or they’re so deadest on the idea that Kanye West is “The Most Hated Man in America” that they refuse to acknowledge the talent.


I may be guilty of being a prisoner of the moment, but this may be the greatest performance I’ve ever seen (Ever, ever ever, ever ever). The only reason I’m not being absolute, is because I need a couple days to let this sink in. I saw the performance for the first time today, and I have to let it breath. If I claim it’s the best, some dude in Boise will send me a clip of Elvis performing Rappers Delight with The Beatles and I have to retract my statement. But that doesn’t change my claim that Kanye West is the most creative artist of this time.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 47: Madonna Falls, Llamas on the loose, and What Color is the Dress

Posted on | March 3, 2015 | No Comments

I open the podcast talking about Madonna Falling off stage (I actually open the show talking about someone owing me some money. I need my money). A while ago I talked about Busta Rhymes being too old to be hip-hopping, when he face planted into the second row of the crowd at a concert. Now we can add Madonna to the list of artist too old to be hip-hopping. After she fell on stage while wearing a cape. That’s right Madonna was wearing a cape.

I also talk about “What Color is the Dress” and those llamas that gripped the nation.

I close the show talking James Harden kicking LeBron James in the groin. He should have been thrown out of the game.

 

Enjoy the podcast and please Subscribe on iTunes.

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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Seen on Fox’s Laughs TV, Kortney Shane Williams host, (Stand-Up Style)

Posted on | February 28, 2015 | No Comments

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For the first time (Stand-Up Style) comes to Naked City Brewery, April 5th at Naked City Brewery. Hosted by, KortneyKortney Shane Williams 017 Shane Williams.

Kortney is an accomplished comedian that has opened for David Alan Grier, Dave Chappelle, and regularly opens for Hannibal Buress. He’s appeared on Comedy Time, Fox’s Laugh TV, and The 206 on NBC. He has been a part of The Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Boston Comedy Festival, Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, and Bumbershoot Arts festival

 

What is (Stand-Up Style)??

“What is (Stand-Up Style)? I thought you’d never ask, mystical voice inside my head.”

(Stand-Up Style) is a comedy showcase that features international touring Stand-Up comedians, and some up-and-coming local openers. This is not an open mic or an amateur night. This is a professional showcase, that’s guaranteed to be a great night of comedy, and not one that turns your one night out, into a 3 hour marathon of  unfunny; which ends up being more depressing than entertaining.… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 46: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao Finally! Adrian Peterson should do this to the Vikings…

Posted on | February 24, 2015 | No Comments

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So Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are finally going to fight. It’s about 27 years to late, but does it really matter? Are you not going watch the fight? Do you have something better to do May 2nd? I know both fighters are past their prime, but it’s still a huge fight. Plus it’s an excuse to throw a party. Who doesn’t want to have a party? I want to find all these anti-party people, and make sure we never hangout.

I plan on watching the fight. However I do have a dilemma, which I discuss on the show.

I also talks about Adrian Peterson not wanting to go back to the Minnesota Vikings, and I offer him some solutions.

I close the show talking about Phil Jackson ripping the New York Knicks and Alaska legalizing marijuana.

 

Enjoy the podcast and please Subscribe on iTunes.

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 45: Brian Williams’ Lies, Kanye and Kendrick new tracks, and Tom Brady’s Money

Posted on | February 19, 2015 | No Comments

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Brian Williams, oh Brian. What happened?

This is an interesting story, but I have no real opinion on it. Because I watch local news. Local news is where all the action is at. Local news reporters have to make news at least 3 days a week, because sometimes nothing happens. Consequently they end up with odd stories about the local dive bar running a pull tab scam. To me that is entertaining and that’s why I don’t watch Brian Williams. However, I am interested in all this lying. Why say you got shot at in a helicopter, when you work on TV. Come on Brian.

So I talk about Brian Williams on the podcast. Also I realized that Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar officially have new songs. I close the show wondering why people always like to count Tom Brady’s money.

 

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 44: 57th Grammy Awards, Kanye West, LeBron James v. Kevin Love? and the Cavaliers

Posted on | February 10, 2015 | No Comments

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So I finally got the chance to watch the Grammy Awards, and it was better than I thought it would be. I didn’t know who was on stage, but I was entertained. I did find it interesting that they didn’t present rap album on the year on television. Eminem won that award. So this was a sign to everyone that still had doubt. This whole Eminem thing is over. Dude has to start making better music, or he will continue to get his awards in costume closet.

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the 57th Grammy Awards. I also talk about the way LeBron James is dealing with Kevin Love and the Cavaliers organization.

 

Enjoy the podcast and please Subscribe on iTunes.

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

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If you celebrate the New England Patriot Way? You don’t care about the kids!

Posted on | February 5, 2015 | No Comments

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Huh…I don’t hear anything. Where’s your outrage against the New England Patriots for the way they acted during their super bowl parade? People sure love to pounce on the Seattle Seahawks, the 80s Miami Hurricanes, and the LeBron Miami Heat teams, for being braggadocios. Where’s the outrage now? I thought we were supposed to make sure athletes were being responsible and raising our kids effectively. That’s why NBC censored Doug Baldwin’s end zone celebration. That’s why we need to make sure Marshawn Lynch talks to the media and wears the right cleats, because kids needs to see their athletes obey authority. And when they don’t live up to their fatherly standards we need to have a summit, and figure out what’s wrong with these people. That’s when we hold up example like Larry Foote and Bill Cosby, “Come on Bill. Teach these kids how to act.” What happened to the heard of ESPN analyst castigating the athletes?… Read More

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 43: Love Seattle Seahawks bravado and hate their passing, Lynch vs. Gronk Mortal Combat, and Soliciting Prostitutes

Posted on | February 3, 2015 | No Comments

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The Seattle Seahawks didn’t run the ball at the end of the Super Bowl and that’s why they lost the game. I thought we all agreed that it was a dumb call, and the worst in super bowl history. However, I’m seeing articles defending the play call, and some are even condoning it. The worst part is, Seahawks fans are starting to believe this, and they’re sending the article to me. The article I’m getting the most is Benjamin Morris’ on FiveThirtyEight.com. It is a reasonable article, but it should be held up as some kind of validation. It was a horrible call. When you throw the ball 3 things can happen and two of them are bad. Why would you do that with the game on the line? When you have the best power runner in the league. Don’t out think the room run the ball.

 

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about the Super Bowl.… Read More

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