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We need a Lance Stephenson webcam

Posted on | April 14, 2014 | No Comments


Lance Stephenson of the Indiana Pacers is the most entertaining guy in the NBA. Anytime he’s on the screen, I can’t take my eyes off of him. I literally don’t known what the hell he’s going to do next. He may dribble behind his back while dunking through his legs. Then he might follow that up by staring down a new born baby, and throwing a chest pass into the 15th row. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if there was footage of Lance wrestling an alligator during TV timeouts.

My friend has a theory that Lance Stephenson carries a pistol in his sock during games. My sister thinks Lance looks like the dude that killed 50 Cent’s mom, in Get Rich or Die Tryin’. I think Lance was the one behind the Malice at the Palace. We don’t really know who is right, and that’s why he needs a Lance Stephenson webcam.… Read More

The Fantastic New Pringles Tortillas Nacho Chips

Posted on | April 14, 2014 | 1 Comment


I don’t work for Pringles, but after this endorsement I should. As a matter of fact after this endorsement I should own a piece of Pringles. Maybe they could sponsor the website or the podcast. Hell, maybe they can sponsor both. “Hit me up Pringles!”

Here it is:

Pringles came out with these new tortillas nacho flavored potato chips, and they are fantastic. And by fantastic I mean, I would get into a wrestling match with a child for the last can in the store. That’s how good these chips are. And I wouldn’t take it easy on the kid. I’m fighting this kid like it’s a UFC title fight (Bones Jones style).

Now I noticed that these chips had the, “new flavor” logo on the can. Usually that means they’re only available for a limited time. That means you need to stock up immediately. Get as much as humanly possible.… Read More

Cleveland drama starring: Kyrie Irving, Dion Waiter, and Josh Gordon

Posted on | April 9, 2014 | No Comments


I believe that if you’re not going to be good, then be interesting. And The Cleveland Cavaliers have been interesting. They have gotten more attention than I thought was possible for a team that’s going to lose 50 games.

The latest drama surrounds Kyrie Irving, Dion Waiters, and inexpiably Josh Gordon. Yeah that Josh Gordon. The one that plays for the Cleveland Browns. You’re probably thinking, “What the hell does he have to do with the Cavs?” The answer to that is, “Nothing” but when you get a chance to look at a car accident. You have to slow down and look.

Gordon came out and said that Kyrie Irving wants out of Cleveland, and that he knows this because Dion Waiters told him. He also said that he could see Kyrie or Waiters being traded. Those comments seemed benign, because anyone who has been paying attention knows this to be true.… Read More

The Last Show Podcast, EP 08: DeSean Jackson and college players getting paid

Posted on | March 31, 2014 | No Comments

My brother co-host this show with me. We talk about the DeSean Jackson situation for about the first 30mins. Then we delve into the situation surround the unionization of Northwestern’s football and basketball programs. We also touch on the NCAA tournament, and I big farewell to an Ohio State player

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Kortney on Comedy Time getting his Girl Scout Cookie on

Posted on | March 25, 2014 | No Comments

Comedy Time put up a clip from a show I did at the Icehouse. I had no control of what clip they put up, but they decided to highlight my Girl Scout Cookie bit. So I decided to post it. Check it out and leave a comment.


Ps. My favorite comment so far on the Comedy Time clips, “he has a girl’s name.” And someone gave it a thumbs up. So great.


Kortney Shane Williams

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The Last Show Podcast, EP 07: Samsung Probems, Paul George Catfished, NFL Saturation, and The BIG ANNOUCEMENT,

Posted on | March 25, 2014 | No Comments

Kortney tackles only the big problems on this episode. Like, the problem he’s having with his Samsung phone and Paul George being Catfished. He also talks about Mark Cuban’s comments on NFL over saturation and has a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.


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Kortney Williams, at The Icehouse on Comedy Time

Posted on | March 24, 2014 | No Comments

Kortney Shane Williams was apart of the comedians that were featured on Comedy Time for the month of March. Kortney was and is very happy about this. Hopefully people enjoy Kortney’s comedy, and this helps his fan base grow. If you want more information on Kortney Shane Williams you can check out his website at: and follow him on Twitter @kortneyshane.

Ps. It was so creepy trying to write this in third person. I need to take a shower.


Kortney Shane Williams

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Dion Waiters, your audition starts tonight

Posted on | March 18, 2014 | No Comments


Tonight the Cleveland Cavaliers will suit up without Kyrie Irving. He is expected to be sidelined for at least two weeks with a messed up bicep. I say that it’s a messed up biceps, because the Cavaliers have a CIA type approach to releasing injury statuses. The only thing the Cavaliers have said is that he will be reevaluated in two weeks. That means there’s a good chance he won’t play until the middle of next season. This also mean that means Dion Waiters will finally have his chance.

Dion Waiters and Kyrie Irving have been playing well together. If I didn’t know any better, I would think they like each other. It finally looks like they could actually play together for years to come. With that being said, Dion Waiters still thinks he’s the best players on the team. And while I’m sure he is sorry for the injury to Kyrie; he also sees this as an opportunity to prove how good he is.… Read More

Will Cleveland Cavalier fans fall for the LeBron James okey-doke?

Posted on | March 8, 2014 | No Comments


Tonight the Cleveland Cavaliers will be celebrating Zydrunas Ilgauskas. It’s been called “Big Z Night” which has no creativity. That title is lazily playing on the fact that he’s tall. Why not come up with something more creative like, “The Long Lithuanian” or “The guy whose name is hard to spell.” Actually those are horrible titles too. So let’s not name it anything. Just say it’s a day for Zydrunas and we’re retiring his jersey. However I digress, the stage is set for “Big Z Night.” They have the big jersey ready to be raised to the rafters, a winnable game scheduled against the pitiful New York Knicks, and a hyped up halftime ceremony….oh and LeBron James….what?

Why is it so important that LeBron James be in attendance for this ceremony? I could understand if it just so happened to work out with his schedule, but the Cavaliers have went out of their way to accommodate LeBron.… Read More

A good Kanye West appearance on Late Night with Seth Myers

Posted on | February 27, 2014 | No Comments


So Kanye West has been in the news lately, for being Kanye West. As far as I can tell that has always been his only crime. It’s not the type of crime that gets you put in jail, because it’s not actually a crime. He’s just an out spoken, arrogant guy. That makes Twitter tough guys made enough to send out an angry status update.

Lately his comments have been hard to decipher, because no one has any clue what he’s talking about. In his interviews, he sound like a guy from Nebraska, that swears he sees UFOs and thinks the government is watching him. One minute Kanye is talking about why he can’t get his fashion line off the ground and in the next sentence he’s yelling, “You aint got the answers Sway!”

His latest interview on the Late Show with Seth Myers was actually pretty good. He sounded clear and concise.… Read More

The Cleveland Cavaliers’ injured playoff chances

Posted on | February 25, 2014 | No Comments


The idea that the Cleveland Cavaliers have a chance to make the playoffs is embarrassing. This is a team that has been riddled with turmoil all year. They’ve had fights among players, summers free agent signing that had to be traded (Earl Clark and Andrew Bynum), rumors that their best player doesn’t want to be there, and they’ve fired their GM. However they’re only 5 games out of the playoffs. God Bless the Eastern Conference.

Coming out of the All-Star break I believed the Cavaliers were going to make the playoffs. They were playing as a team and had a 4 games win streak1. They ended up extending that streak to 6 games, and it looked like things were on track.

Then the injury bug hit. C.J. Miles had a back ankle sprain and Anderson Varejao…well he’s Anderson Varejao in February, completely broken. The most significant injury, is the hyperextended knee of Dion Waiters.… Read More

The Last Show Podcast, EP 06: LeBron James’ Mount Rushmore and What did Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt do?

Posted on | February 16, 2014 | No Comments

My brother Kyle, joins me for this episode of the Last Show. We talk about LeBron James’ Mount Rushmore and get derailed throughout the process. At one point we question the credentials of Teddy Roosevelt, wonder what Jack Hanna is doing, and talk about LeBron James’ Mount Rushmore of NBA players. We eventually get focused and discuss the NBA All-Star weekend and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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